I had some emotional issues, so I went to a therapist. And guess what I don’t have now? That’s right, I don’t have any extra money. But I still have those emotional issues.

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross th…”

“I’m very careful with political statements. When I bash the Republicans, I know…”

“Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the doo…”

“When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch …”