I had to laugh like hell

“- Why me?- That is a very Earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why …”

“Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints i…”

“Earthlings went on being friendly, when they should have been thinking instead.”

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They a…”