I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.

“If it’s dangerous, then you go first. If it’s pleasurable, then I’ll be brave a…”

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the b…”

“I could put the journal in journalist, but I’d rather supply my diary.”

“People don’t blush when they’re embarrassed. White people blush when they’re em…”