I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!

“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that br…”

“I got my girlfriend knocked up. Next time I’ll ring the doorbell before I enter…”

“I got fat, and I decided to do something about it, so I got fatter.”

“I am the Wakeboard of Love, if you catch my drift.”