I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry.

“I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.”

“I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s w…”

“I steal cracker packets. I hoard them. Once my collection is large enough, I’ll…”

“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and the…”