I hate when people say primitive people didn’t even have running water. What do they call rivers?

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”

“A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort, stability, hope, chan…”

“Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thin…”

“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will tas…”