I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows it for me. Meow!

“A blanket could be divided into four even parts and given to three equal people…”

“It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always ge…”

“I found panties in the chimney, and they’re not mine. They must belong to a fir…”

“A pen is a phallic symbol you can write with. But so is a cucumber dipped in ra…”