I have a black-belt in self-pity. I was an expert in the field. Still am. It’s a skill you never forget.

“It doesn't matter if you do everything right, if you dress the right way and th…”

“Josh Fucking Bennet. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth c…”

“Seriously, Josh. What the hell?”

“You can't change the rules and think everyone else is just going to keep playin…”