I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.


“If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spe…”

“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is…”

“When you’re a cartographer, having to make maps sort of comes with the territor…”

“Lay your head on my shoulder and massage my buttocks while you cry.”