I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that…”

“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”

“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blan…”