I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and become them. 


“I wear J. Crew. But only when I go out rowing.”

“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a…”

“I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.”

“Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.”