I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it.

“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to…”

“I could inject a brick in each of my butt cheeks and then be like ancient Greec…”

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”