I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be an undercover prince.

“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that wa…”

“The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.”

“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocki…”

“Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a…”