I have a real eye for spotting Cyclopses.

“I decided to write this piece because my internal critic told me to write it. A…”

“A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you em…”

“A brick could be used to back the dollar. Hey, it’s better than the dollar bein…”

“When I see a cop’s lights behind me at two in the morning, and I have my disco …”