I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…” “Why did she want to see me for 15 minutes? I guess because half an hour was twi…” “140 Billy-powered engine. It won’t drive, but it will Idol.” “I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”