I have a rough marriage. It feels like sandpaper, only not as soft and gentle on the anus. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “My ears are as blind as my eyes are deaf. But my nose, it can see the truth, ex…” “I may have a point, but that still leaves me two points shy of a three-point tu…” “Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesti…” “I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing.”