I have a secret knock. It’s so secret that I never use it, lest you hear my knuckles knocking and try to reproduce a knock off to sell on the black market.

“The girl I am in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry, or go to Jax …”

“I wrote my name on the list 10 years ago, and under the date I wrote “In the fu…”

“To forgive is Godly. To begrudge is manly. I don’t even have any chest hair, so…”

“If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes wi…”