I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.

“My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.”

“I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during s…”

“I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if sh…”

“I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to …”