I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.

“I wouldn’t see eye to eye with a Cyclops.”

“The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eati…”

“I want to be able to convert sunlight to iron, because your body needs it to li…”

“Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many m…”