I have an ill-fitting jacket. It looks sick. It has an “I Voted” sticker on it, so perhaps it’s as disgusted with politics as politicians are disgusting.

“Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as sure…”

“You should shoot. I should shoo.”

“Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”