I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.

“Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big buck…”

“What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.”

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap th…”

“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the word…”