I have hair on my chest. And it’s purring.

“When everything is working out for you, it means you are in the wrong gym.”

“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a…”

“Man is somewhere in between God and animal. Jarod is somewhere in between Jar a…”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”