I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off deal. So he kept the full mustache, and gave me the half stache. It looks more like an eyebrow than a mustache.

“A blanket could be used to find the Brick of Truth. Many lies will be layered o…”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I was too blind to hea…”

“I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David a…”

“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of yo…”