I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.

“Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“I always misspell the word “unique,” just to keep it youneeq.”

“I’m tired of calling @PapaJohns. I wish they’d call me for once. I’m starting t…”