I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes sense. Now if I also lived in Cheeseland (Wisconsin) it would make perfect, yummy sense.

“Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is t…”

“Drive, guy. That green light isn’t going to get a deeper green. It’ll only ripe…”

“A blanket could be used to put out a fire. Unless that fire is in your heart, a…”

“Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mis…”