I have the world’s third largest fourth place. I keep it in my empty trophy cabinet, next to all my love.

“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“The only way I’ll ride a horse is if that horse is in a wheelchair, being pushe…”

“I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years fro…”

“Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions …”