I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one.


“I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.”

“I don’t know where you’re going, or even why you’re going, but I sure am glad t…”

“Revenge seeks its pound of flesh. That’s one fifth of my erection.”

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut o…”