I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am the slinky.

“I’m so OCD that I sort the sort ofs out from the maybes.”

“Orafoura: You just used the bathroom, but did you wash your hands?
Me: No.
Oraf…”

“A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.”

“He attacked me, so I had to slit his throat with a steak knife. But not before …”