I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.

“I love pan pizza. I love pans. I love Peter Pan. I love Peter, but not as much …”

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am…”

“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition i…”

“If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. B…”