I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.

“People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days…”

“A brick and a blanket could be used as characters in a story full of clever dia…”

“I’m an open book—an open book I’m still writing and editing. My book is a roman…”

“A haunted house could be used like a Band-Aid to stop a bleeding brick. But why…”