I have your back, OK? Don’t forget that. I won’t let you.

“So you're okay with me being your boyfriend? I'll treat you real nice. We can g…”

“Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mounta…”

“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat…”

“Even at her worst, she made me want to be a better man. To be good enough for t…”