I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in the nursing home.

“A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage…”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”

“Your mother, my mother, and mother of pearl walk into a bar, and the bartender …”

“I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from b…”