I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.

“I’d never name my kid Mark, for fear he’d be a target—a mark.”

“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell li…”

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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“A new poll found that 84% of American people were disgusted by Congress, and my…”