I heard God in the silence. I recognized his voice precisely because it was inaudible.

“I don’t get the phrase, “Cut to the chase.” When I’m exasperated with all the v…”

“I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).”

“If my last name were Marriagenowsky, and I met another girl with that name, gue…”

“I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.”