I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.

“Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.”

“The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”

“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”

“Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writ…”