I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out and evaporate. Scotch on the rocks, anyone?


“You don’t need to windup the wind to keep it going. It’s the same with my erect…”

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”

“I want to invent a portable sink. It won’t be small, but it will be the size an…”

“Lay on me, and let my heat escape up to you, while you’ll act as my insulation …”