I hired a counterfeiter the other day. I told him, “As for your salary, how much you make is really up to you.” I love a business model where the employee pays the employer.

“Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse tha…”

“No footless parking. Violators will be toed.”

“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl…”

“Vegetables come from the ground. So does my love. Eat it raw.”