I hope you enjoy reading my book as much as I didn’t enjoy writing it. Just kidding! I hope you don’t enjoy it at all.

“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet…”

“It’s easier to start writing if you have something to write about, rather than …”

“Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously,…”

“I find it more polite when I yawn without opening my mouth. I also talk this wa…”