I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtains.

“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mile…”

“I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole…”

“He died a suspicious death. But only because he was a politician, and everythin…”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s …”