I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”

“I punched him 14 times in the face, and he didn’t even try to hit me back. He w…”

“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest custom…”

“My internal voice raised its decibel level. Sam O. Same”