I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, because what do I want with an animal shelter?


“I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just …”

“After about eight hours, I lose my focus and all of the sudden I find myself no…”

“Whole trees are good fishing nets. I fish like I farm.”

“I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excit…”