I invited myself. Thought this table needed some class.

“I want to ask him if it’s possible that a girl can be born unlovable, or does s…”

“Hey,” the cabbie yelled. “How’s about a tip?” “You bet-ski,” Evie said, heading…”

“God doesn't like lesbians," Grandma Huberman hised, throwing the magazine in th…”

“Jeez, someone needs to push the reset button on this planet.”