I is not only a letter, I is me. So in that respect, I guess I am a simple guy.

“One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to th…”

“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwal…”

“I am my own tornado. Instead of panicking, I run in circles and scream.”

“Today is 8-9-10. August, 9, 2010. So hooray for Chronologically Ascending Day!”