I is not only a letter, I is me. So in that respect, I guess I am a simple guy.

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say,…”

“Order for Jarod,” she said as I walked over to pick it up. This was it, this wa…”

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“I could have murdered a man today, but by not doing so I saved his life, and th…”