I just baked a cake in the shape of a door. Somebody’s knocking now, so let me get that.

“I need to convince John to convince Jim to convince Jason that I don’t need con…”

“I have nowhere to go and no way to get there. But at least I’m not hitchhiking,…”

“I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman…”

“I wrote my name on the list 10 years ago, and under the date I wrote “In the fu…”