I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.

“A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asle…”

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe…”

“A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as…”

“Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last …”