I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.

“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s lik…”

“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
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“I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemiz…”

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shape…”