I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sleep.

“Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I…”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”

“It takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter even…”

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”