I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash …”

“It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon.…”

“I wish I had a crystal bowl to see into the future with. Every morning I would …”