I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99

“First we need to get a buttload of nails.’‘A buttload? How much is that?’‘Uh…’G…”

“Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instea…”

“She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of …”

“The mad fucker just laughed that insane laugh and pulled his sword out of his a…”