I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.

“I met her at the beach. Her name was Shelly.”

“All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simp…”

“Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so…”

“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl u…”